Since misery loves company, I had to pass along this pun from James Taranto at the the Wall Street Journal’s OpinionJournal Best Of The Web (near the bottom of the page):

Friday’s Las Vegas Sun carried the following obituary (ninth item):

“Mary Noonan Knight, 91, of Las Vegas died Tuesday in a local hospital. She was born Aug. 20, 1913, in San Francisco. A resident for 39 years, she was a retired property investor.”

Wow, Vegas really is a 24-hour city. They’re mourning Noonan Knight!