I just got back from my weekly secular humanist meeting where we’re all conspiring to destroy religion by getting people and businesses to say “Merry Christmas” less frequently.

What a great plan, huh?

Too bad the really shrewd observers, like Bill O’Reilly, are catching on. But, I think it’ll probably work anyway.

Gay marriages will destroy marriage, too.

I figure final victory is just around the corner. Maybe if we can get people to stop mentioning the Easter Bunny, the last traces of religion (and all other traditions, probably) will disappear forever.

Yeah, it’s a good thing most people don’t realize just how fragile their institutions are.