I’m referring, of course, to anybody who is outraged by the baring of Janet Jackson’s breast during the Super Bowl half-time show and thinks that the FCC needs to perform a swift investigation and punish CBS and MTV, etc.

What real harm did this event actually do to anybody?

I think that this is the kind of thing that makes Republicans seem like idiots. Yes, I know there are some non-Republicans who were offended too, but this kind of reaction is more strongly associated with the religious right.

I propose that every dollar that the FCC spends on this episode should be removed from their next budget, because clearly they have at least that much to waste.