Wow. I just noticed that somebody hit this site by searching Yahoo for: anti-Masturbation device for your son.
I’m hoping that it was just a search out of morbid curiosity, and not out of an intent to inflict such a thing on someone.
Let there be no ambiguity. This blog supports the right of people to masturbate. And to dance. And to do weird web searches. Any attempts to prohibit people from ever doing these things are evil.